Melody Heald
Melody Heald is a culture writer. Her work can be found in Glitter Magazine, BUST Magazine, and more.
“That sir is a W”: Customer orders Amazon Essentials jeans. Then he checks the pockets
“Hey at least it wasn’t like what the lady with the shorts found.”
On Jun 16, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘Would never be able to drink it again’: Woman pours Chobani oat milk well before expiration date. Why did it already have mold?
“I was also a mold victim.”
On Jun 9, 2025 by Melody Heald
“I could tell by the way opened those pickles.. they weren’t sealed”: Woman goes to the farmer’s market. Then she takes a look in the jar of pickles
‘I would’ve made myself throw up so quick.’
On Jun 8, 2025 by Melody Heald
“Explain yourself!!!”: woman orders Too Good to Go. Then she sees old pizza slices thrown in shopping bag
“Likeeeeee just thrown in a plastic bag???”
On Jun 1, 2025 by Melody Heald
Movie theater-goer shares her unethical life hack to getting free popcorn
“As a movie theater worker i legit would not care if this happened.”
On May 31, 2025 by Melody Heald
“Every time I come here”: Amazon delivery driver shows the “Nothing Bundt Cake method” to get free cake
“Not me ordering an Amazon vest off eBay.”
On May 26, 2025 by Melody Heald
“If it aint a Lincoln Navigator i dont want it”: Woman orders Uber Black. Then she sees what car came to pick her up
“Not them sending you a MAGA mobile.”
On May 25, 2025 by Melody Heald
“Students are confused”: Woman opens up email from her teacher. It’s an AI-generated song calling off class
“As a millennial professor, I would definitely troll my students with this.”
On May 18, 2025 by Melody Heald
“All you need is a very sugary espresso-filled drink”: Man notices 2 dead plants in his yard. Then he uses Sabrina Carpenter’s coffee from Dunkin’ to revive them
“I think you guys are under the impression that I’m very much not joking.”
‘I’ve been eating Panda Express for the past 3 days’: Here’s why a Dodgers win is good news for Panda Express fans
‘literally me, eating panda right now watching this.’
On May 6, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘The whole staff heard this’: Woman asks Taco Bell’s AI drive-thru assistant an unusual question. Then the workers have to step in
‘i just wanted her to talk back to me like siri.’
On May 5, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘I’m not feeling guilty about my tipping anymore’: Married couple who serve together at Texas Roadhouse reveal how much they make each night
‘Y’all realize this is a good night right?’
On May 2, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘Is Toyota Ok?’: Woman buys Toyota Corolla. Then she receives these 3 recall notices in the mail
‘Am I even gonna make it to the repair?’
On Apr 24, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘Wendy’s count your days’: Customer orders Baconator fries after seeing ad. Then they show what they received
‘As a Wendy’s worker yes we do be playin in y’all face.’
On Apr 23, 2025 by Melody Heald
‘It’s a self fulfilling prophecy’: Teens get seated at restaurant. Then their server never returns
‘Was gonna give you 1 mil but nvm.’
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